tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
so it just occurred to me,a while ago I made a post joking about how the Blue Fairy is probably Rumple’s fucking mother considering how this fucking show is.
Now the Blue Fairy is dead.She was killed by Peter Pan.
The curse requires you to kill the one you love most.
*screams in horror*
…WHY DID HE KILL THE BLUE FAIRY?Any non-horrendous theories?
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
I was brushing flour off of the counter and didn’t realize he was watching me cook
actual translation: fuck u sam ur not the only one around here with fancy book learning
This is one of the many reasons I love Bobby
jim beaver is actually fluent in japanese and asked them to add a line
The Castiel Meme: hair porn [1/3]
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
that second comment